Archive for the Entertaining Category

I’m Gonna Give You Twelve of the Best

Posted in Entertaining on December 19, 2007 by Mad Bull

You know how sometimes you will hear music on the radio and love it, but the blasted DJs never say who the people singing are or what the name of the song is? Well, yesterday I was here chillin’ and happened to watch VH1’s “Top 40 Video Countdown” or whatever they called that program, and thats where I saw the names and artistes behind a bunch of songs I hear / used to hear regularly and liked. I thought I would list them here so I can find them if I feel like, and also, so you can find them too, if you want to…

Here goes.

I hope you find the list as useful as I think I will.

Love Chat after the Twelvth Anniversary

Posted in Entertaining on November 10, 2007 by Mad Bull

Natty, while sitting and reading about new superbug (some staph sumting or de odder) in the newspaper : “Lawd!!! Who is it that really comes up with all these names for bacteria? I remember when I used to do Biology and Human and Social Biology and I used to read all those names like “staphlococcus” and all them tings deh and it just sounds so nasty!“.

Mad Bull : “Staphlococcus, staphlococcus, staphlococcus!”.

Natty : “Lawd! Nasty!”.

Mad Bull : “Tonight, I am going to wait until you are just drifting off to sleep and then I’m going to lean over and whisper softly in your ear ‘Staphlococcus, staphlococcus, staphlococcus!'”

Natty : “Yeah, you go ahead and do that and then I’m going to just thump you right in your rass mouth!”.

Natty & Mad Bull :

Fulla Big Chat But Cyah Defend That!

Posted in Entertaining, General on September 11, 2007 by Mad Bull

Respect to all crew? What a gwaan? Peeps, its a grey, rainy day here in the Cayman Islands. The sea is flat though, so we have two cruise ships at anchor in the harbour. Its not too bad though… there are tourists knocking about, but not too many, you know? You can walk, ride or drive in peace. ๐Ÿ™‚

It seems like everyone who has been away from work on vacation leave over the summer returned this morning, of all mornings! Like I said, its rainy, you know, and I just could not find a parking spot!

I had to give a co-worker my ID card to swipe me in (so I wouldn’t be marked late) and then leave and hunt for a park. I couldn’t find any near to my office at all either!

I eventually had to park in the big parking lot by the Bayshore Mall, which is pretty far from my office if you consider that I have to walk to work and its drizzling! Its not as bad as it could be though, as I did have my unbrella on me for once, thank God!

The day cleared up nicely by 11:00am and it wasn’t a bad day at all! It is a day that deserves to be noted here on the blog as well because I got a fair bit of work done, because I went out in the night and played pool and I played pretty decently which by recent standards is great, and also, because I saw Trouble and Chiquita at the pool hall!

Its been a long while since I saw Sir Trouble, so that was pretty nice. We chilled by the bar and had a few drinks… well, I did anyway.

Anyway, I don’t really want to bore you all to death with a blow by blow description of my day so I will leave it at that. I will also leave you with some laughs. Check these jokes out, seen?

Movie Theater Mayhem!

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient.

“Sir,” the usher said, “if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

“All right, buddy. What’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?” the cop asked.

“The balcony.”

I’d Rather Have a Puppy

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father โ€œDaddy, what are they doing?โ€ The father says, โ€œMaking a puppy.โ€ So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, โ€œDaddy, what are you doing?โ€ The father replies, โ€œMaking a baby.โ€ The little boy says, โ€œWell, flip her around! I’d rather have a puppy instead!โ€

Son into S&M

One day Mom was cleaning Junior’s room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, “What should we do about this?”

Dad looked at her and said, “Well I don’t think you should spank him.”

Well, I don’t know about you but I found those to be quite funny ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ You know, I can just imagine MBJr. doing the same thing as the boy who wanted the dog! LOL! Anyway, TTYL…

Heres Another One

Posted in Entertaining on July 17, 2007 by Mad Bull

Another Hottie from the Jamaica Star

Here is another hottie from the Jamaica Star. Like I said recently, they’ve been doing well. I think this girl would look pretty good without the wig too… That is a wig, isn’t it? I will have to ask Natty. Anyway, assuming that it is a wig, just imagine her without a wig, you know, just look at her face… don’t you think she would look nice without the wig too?

What is Sensimilla?!

Posted in Entertaining, Idle Shyte on June 26, 2007 by Mad Bull

So have you ever wondered where the name “sensimilla” came from? In a fit of idleness, I looked it up last night…

1. sensimilla

special breed of marijuana plant that produces no seeds. HIGH quality.

once you smoke sensi, nothing you do will make sense.
by josh love Aug 16, 2004

2. sensimilla

from spanish “sin semilla” which means “without seeds”. who the hell said the term came from california? i didn’t know the spanish language originated in CA but umm okay!

uvas sin semilla (seedless grapes) the spelling of sensimilla is because spanish and english vowels sound different.
by just a white guy florida Mar 25, 2006 email it

3. sensimilla

sensimilla is when any breed of marijuana is kept from being fertilized. Some plants have a strong tendency to be hermapradites and are harder to keep from being fertilized. If there was a breed that just did not have seeds, how would it reproduce?

I kept male plants away from the females and now I have sensimilla.
by Weedgrower Los Angeles, CA Aug 19, 2005

4. sensimilla

diggity dank ass chron chron.

smoke a big spliff of some good sensimilla.
by seeen May 28, 2004

5. sensimilla

High potency weed, originally got its name in California, where the science of growing seedless marijuana evolved, but spread out across the country. Sensemilla is now just seedless marijuana, doesnt have to be from California

This sensi is the strongest shit i ever smoked

The above was taken from a site called “The Urban Dictionary“. Ok, so its a seedless marijuana… and somebody said it was a hermaphrodite! Blood Claat! I thought rastaman was supposed to be all natural and shyt! I thought they were supposed to bun out things like hermaphrodites and gays! And instead, all this time they have been sucking the hell out of a hermaphrodite?!

No, blood! Me lose offa the rastaman dem! ๐Ÿ˜‰

No, I am just kidding! I don’t want no rastaman looking for me to chop me up wid no machete! ๐Ÿ˜€

Speaking of chopping people up, remember I mentioned this lady who had her hand chopped off the same weekend those fasseyholes jumped me? Well, they had a story on her in the local news. Seems that the doctors in the U.S. were able to reattach her hand successfully, despite the fact that they were not able to begn the operation as quickly as they would have liked. They say that usually, for things to work out well, they would have to reattach the arm within 12 hours, but in this lady’s case, they weren’t able to begin the operation until about 19 hours after the incident.

It is not a sure thing that she will recover full use of the hand but things are looking promising, ie. the lady was able to wiggle her fingers and so on pretty quickly. The U.S. doctors credited the local doctors for how they “prepared” the arm or whatever you would call it. They say that the arm arrived in perfect condition and so things are looking good now. I just want to give all the doctors involved a “big up”, but especially the local doctors, because people like to disparage the doctors on island sometimes. Big up, Doctor(s).

Miss Universe 2007

Posted in Entertaining on May 28, 2007 by Mad Bull

Interesting show, wasn’t it? I thought so anyway… Lets see, I picked five girls who made it into the top 15, and one of the girls I picked came second! Never mind that I thought she should have won and the winner never made my top 16 at all… I think I still did pretty well!

Congratulations to Miss Japan. Oh, so sorry, Miss Brazil! Console yourself knowing that I would have picked you for my Miss Universe, and of course, thats really all that counts! ๐Ÿ˜‰ .

So sorry Miss Jamaica, you did well anyway and the Jamaican people should be proud of you. So sorry, Miss USA, that you fell down like that! You really kept your composure well, I am proud of you. Congrats to Miss Tanzania! You would have made MY top 5… Probably Miss Angola too!

Bwoy… I can’t get over the way that this competition turned out…. this one was a sort of a shocker still…. Jeepers! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ