Huh?

You know, I was prepared to swear that this was a Yardie produced tune, but after watching this video, I’m not so sure… Still, me know say at least one Yardie deh pon dis refix! Addi a Teach har.

Ease On Down…

The Road

Merry Christmas

Listen to my favourite carol nuh? Watch the orchestration of the lights with the song…. very nice, nuh true?

I wonder if I should send this video to the Crightons somehow? Maybe if I did that, they would incorporate something similar into their yearly Christmas Lights show at their home here in the Cayman Islands. Hmmm….

I’m Gonna Give You Twelve of the Best

You know how sometimes you will hear music on the radio and love it, but the blasted DJs never say who the people singing are or what the name of the song is? Well, yesterday I was here chillin’ and happened to watch VH1’s “Top 40 Video Countdown” or whatever they called that program, and thats where I saw the names and artistes behind a bunch of songs I hear / used to hear regularly and liked. I thought I would list them here so I can find them if I feel like, and also, so you can find them too, if you want to…

Here goes.

• Plain White T’s – “Hey There Delilah”
• Finger Eleven – “Paralyzer”
• One Republic – “Apologise”
• The All-American Rejects – “It Ends Tonight”
• Pink – “Who Knew?”
• Natasha Bedingfield – “Love Like this.” (Feat. Sean Kingston)
• Fergie – “Big Girls Don’t Cry”
• Pink – “U + Ur Hand”
• Maroon 5 – “She Will Be Loved”
• Amy Winehouse – “Rehab”
• Colbie Caillat – “Bubbly”
• Matchbox Twenty – “How Far We’ve Come”

I hope you find the list as useful as I think I will.

His MySpace Page

So, the other night I was driving home from the gym, when a “Red Rat” song came on… Its called “My MySpace Page”, it sounds good and you can hear it hereso. Anyway, its a funny song, but it has a truthful ring to it, you know? I was feelin’ that song, boy! I mean, Natty could never get bringle about MY MySpace page, because thats just a dawgy dawgy site, but my Hi5 and Facebook pages, now thats another thing!

You know, Red Rat has some pretty decent songs, you know! I don’t know how come he isn’t larger on the Dancehall scene. It come een like say him gone real quiet since about 1997. And him was big! Remember “Shelley Anne”? “Dwayne”? “Tight up Skirt”? Ah three bad, bad songs dat, you know! (All from the album, “Oh No, Its Red Rat“)

“Trust me, Dwayne, you cyah have a girl and every night she haffi complain!”.

Yeah man!

Anyway, Red Rat naw tell no lie. I went to his Myspace site and I can see why his girl is “all in a rage”! He really does have some hot girls on his MySpace page. Check out dem ones yah! They arent all that bad, but some ppl will still think they are not worksafe, so…

Nice Smile, Innit?

Yes, my peeps! Straight out of St. Catherine Jamaica, here is Miss Hotness! What a nice smile she has, eeeh?

Evidently she has some nice legs too! Stunner and Taylor, what oonoo sayin?

This question is for my lady readers. If you were this lady, how would you feel about the fact that I took your pictures and posted them up here without your permission? Notice, I haven’t said anything bad or anything… and I didn’t steal these pictures from you… no, maybe you posted them up on one of those social networking sites out on the web, or its a part of your online modelling portfolio or something so. And no, I didn’t doctor the picture and put you in any compromising positions or anything. And no, I don’t even know you. How would you feel?

Love Chat after the Twelvth Anniversary

Natty, while sitting and reading about new superbug (some staph sumting or de odder) in the newspaper : “Lawd!!! Who is it that really comes up with all these names for bacteria? I remember when I used to do Biology and Human and Social Biology and I used to read all those names like “staphlococcus” and all them tings deh and it just sounds so nasty!“.

Mad Bull : “Staphlococcus, staphlococcus, staphlococcus!”.

Natty : “Lawd! Nasty!”.

Mad Bull : “Tonight, I am going to wait until you are just drifting off to sleep and then I’m going to lean over and whisper softly in your ear ‘Staphlococcus, staphlococcus, staphlococcus!’”

Natty : “Yeah, you go ahead and do that and then I’m going to just thump you right in your rass mouth!”.

Natty & Mad Bull :

A Convo Overheard, and a Question…

I stopped at Fort Street Market to buy a newspaper since I was about 15 minutes early for work. As I was walking out after paying for the paper, I heard the following conversation occurring between members of this tourist family who was also leaving the store.

Mother : Ask your father, honey.
Daughter : Dad, is New Jersey in America?
Dad : Sort of. Well, actually, I’d have to say no, because…

At this point, they moved out of range of my hearing, but I can’t get this out of my mind!

Is it that this father was just a fool, (as I suspect) or is there some strange reason, which I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would say that New Jersey wasn’t in the United States? I really wish I had decided to risk being late for work and followed them, you know?

Still, I know it would have been a fool’s errand. The man was just another stupid American, like one of those idiots that Jay Leno always comes across and interviews in the streets on the Tonight Show.

And no, this isn’t the post I mentioned writing over by the “Mad Bull’s Blog”. If is that you looking for, check back. Thats wil be more writing than I felt to do tonite. TTY tomorrow.

Huh? Whats up with the dog picture? Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with the post! No, I’m not going crazy! Its just that I’ve been thinking… bulls are pretty boring animals, man! At least, all the bulls I see over here in Grand Cayman are! Yeah, when I was little I did watch those bull fights in Mexico and those bulls really had it going on, but all the local bulls I see, well, all they do is hang around in fields chewing their cud and trying to decide which of their stomachs they should use to digest some grass next!

Maybe I need to reposition myself, you know? Mad Pit Bull, instead of just plain old Mad Bull…. Pit Bulls are getting all the “bad man” news now… They are “badder” than Bobby Brown! Actually, I’m not too sure if he is the person to mention in that role nowadays… In fact, I don’t know who is! If you have any ideas, tell me. But I am sure you get the idea. Anyway, Mad Pit Bull has a certain ring to it. Thats more suitable for me, right? What do you think?

Halloween Inna Cayman

Here are a couple of girls having fun in the club on Halloween here in the Cayman Islands. I wasn’t in the club myself to see them, no sir! I was out with Natty and MBJr. at a kiddie Halloween party. That was fun (somewhat), but this looks like it would also have been interesting, nuh true? Its nice that the people at Partysurfers don’t sleep so that nice, quiet little Dads like me can see what the other young delinquent adults are up to.

Here is a picture of another woman out at another location on Halloween. She is not wearing any costume, (unless maybe she was playing Mariah Carey?) but she looks a bit of alright, doesn’t she?

Nobody But Me!